I was searching for a new apartment lately and they offered me most rotten place your wildest dreams not even atted to imagine, I write about that because I haven't decided yet if I sign up or not and I took this as an personal reminder, it couldn't get lost here.
Behind the gateway, encircled by a front court junkyard, covered in bad graffiti lies a brick-lined little coach house, looking like a tiny factory were tiny things like needles or something were build back in the days, I fell in love instantly. Well, the inside gave me a little heart attack, after you open a steal made front door, you have to walk a plank across a huge hole in the ground which leads you into the cellar, filled with lifedanger stuff if you fail the plank walk. It's clearly viewable that no one ever has lived there before, gleams of sunlight fullfill the room, shimmering throuh countless holes in the roof. Looking for the rest room I had to fight through a giant cable mess with fat hairy spiders and stuff, finally there I find myself looking into another hole, at least the water seems to work.
Well, I'm a visionary, I always see what could be, so here comes the pro list:
The walls are so high, you could easily build a second floor and maybe barb wireing the rest beams makes it less fun for the rats to visit you up there. The windows are old factory like, super huge, in grates and almost all broken. The coolest thing is that it's got an unreachable door, very symmetrically right in the middel of the frontwall. I have no idea of piping or fixing roof stuff but it can't be that hard and it's not possible to do more damage to this place. There are a lot of construction sites around the place were you could find lots of usefull building materials, the rent is almost nothing and they did not even ask about my assets!!!
